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Two Tight Asses
Why do girls do that? They end up walking so stiff legged, it looks like they have a stick up their you-know-what. And that is definitely not sexy. Glad their parents had the sense not to sue the guy. In this day and age, it probably would've happened.
By: Alex J. Cavanaugh on July 13, 2016
How crazy is that? Not only the fact they had that mysterious connection but how would any sane person wear clothing that tight?
By: Cheryl P. on July 13, 2016
This is a good one although I am not sure that I believe it...;-)
By: Tabor on July 13, 2016
I remember those days of being a little under classman and beholding a senior beauty and going speechless as though my brain was cream of wheat. Thinking back maybe I too felt like a single cell organism. Now about those jeans! Have you noticed the skinny jeans being worn today? Maybe Janice and Janet were pioneers.
By: Tom Cochrun on July 13, 2016
Funny story! Did they wear tight headbands, too? Cutting off a proper blood supply to the brain is the only reason I can think of for wearing pants that tight in the first place. I also went to school with twins named Janet and Janice. No tight pants there, though, We were even allowed to wear slacks to school. Only skirts or dresses, and of a "proper" length.
By: Susan Swiderski on July 13, 2016
Teens and raging hormones and the drama that goes along with it all. Happy to have survived raising 3 girls and two boys.
By: Daniel LaFrance on July 13, 2016
By: fishducky on July 13, 2016
How on earth did they go to the bathroom?? That is too funny. I use to wear tight jeans and shorts but my blood could still circulate.
By: Arkansas Patti on July 13, 2016
I just don't know what to say but they were not the brightest blondes....um, probably they were the reason for all the blonde jokes. Where were the parents? My mom would not have let me out of the house if that happened
By: Birgit on July 13, 2016
I guess that was one way those twins kept boys from getting IN their pants.
By: Val on July 13, 2016
LOL! Destruction of ego probably hurt them more than the personal property.
By: Botanist on July 13, 2016
Heeheehee! They probably grew up to make their own daughters wear reasonable clothing.
By: messymimi on July 13, 2016
Great story. I'm not sure how to get the comments like some of my blog buddies get. Keith at the Existential Optimist gets a ton of comment. Of course his blog entries always end in a question which gives people a chance to voice their opinions.. I think this is a good strategy, but I often can't think of a way to do that in an entry.
By: Rick Watson on July 13, 2016
Janice and Janet are now probably overweight grandmothers who drink tea and eat donuts and shake their heads about how the young people of today dress...
By: Pixel Peeper on July 13, 2016
By: TexWisGirl on July 13, 2016
Enjoyed reading them.
By: Jeno on July 14, 2016
Still unbelievable! (And still hilarious.) I wonder what the twins are up to now. I hope Janice had that mole removed.
By: Mitchell is Moving on July 14, 2016
When I saw the heading on this post I thought it was going to be another story about that artist with your name who painted the picture that your jewelry store customer got upset about. I liked this post better but wish you had photographed the sweet young ladies.
By: Catalyst on July 14, 2016
They were easy to tell apart, Janice had a mole on her ass! Funny story and like the twins, great ending.
By: cranky on July 14, 2016
Funny story! Used to wear tight jeans during my "skinny" days. Not anymore. Elastic waistband is more like it.
By: Marcia @ Menopausal Mother on July 14, 2016
oh those silly girls! I used to lie down to enable zipping up my jeans- BUT soaking in a tub and then using a blow dryer? No thanks! Hilarious!
By: Kathe W. on July 15, 2016
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