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I saw that story on the news the other night and they said that the local stores have already sold a tremendous amount of Tshirts and sweatshirts with the ASSol acronym on them. They might of changed the name but they can't escape how people will refer to the school.
By: Cheryl P. on April 8, 2016
Reminds me of a sports venue here in Philly which is home to the 76ers and Flyers. Now called the Wells Fargo Center, it used to be called the "First Union Center." Yep. "Hey, you going to see that game down at the FUC?"
By: Al Penwasser on April 8, 2016
I hated Antonin Scalia, and in many ways that acronym of A.S.S. should have stuck. It was perfect (at least for me-a liberal aligned man that has struggled with republican regimes all his life). However, he was probably the most important Supreme Court justice of his era. He was brilliant and eloquent and a force of evil to be sure. He was our side's "great antogonist." His death in a presidential year is a nightmare for the republic. I just hope that whoever fills that seat does not end up alienating half the country.
By: Michael Offutt on April 8, 2016
This is priceless! I love it and I am so glad you showed a painting from one of my favourite artists-this man's imagination is genius
By: Birgit on April 8, 2016
I want a t-shirt!! My granddaughter went to Fairmont University, probably so she could wear an FU shirt!!
By: fishducky on April 8, 2016
That's so funny - I can't believe no one thought of the acronym beforehand.
By: The Bug on April 8, 2016
I hadn't heard about this. Thanks for the good laugh. They should have stuck with their first choice. Perfectly apt.
By: Mitchell Is Moving on April 8, 2016
I read about that. It was pretty funny. They could have just inserted his middle name or initial, unless that was also S.
By: PT Dilloway on April 8, 2016
This was new to me. Too funny and I only wish I had the tee shirt business there.
By: Arkansas Patti on April 8, 2016
That is a hoot, and besides, what's in a name? A law school by any other name would turn out sharks, wouldn't it?
By: messymimi on April 8, 2016
Okay, having worked for colleges and universities for about 40 years, I can absolutely picture a public relations person saying, "No, we can't name it ASSOL" and the president and top fund-raiser saying, "Don't be silly, nobody will call us that," and maybe "When he gave us the money we signed an agreement that we can't change." And guess what? They did change it, but the mistake is out there now. Bwahahaha.
By: Nancy/BLissed-Out Grandma on April 8, 2016
And the Eagles also have a line in one of their songs, "let's kill all the lawyers"
By: red Kline on April 8, 2016
forewarned = forearmed. :)
By: TexWisGirl on April 8, 2016
I heard about this on Facebook. Life is just too funny. You couldn't make up stuff like that.
By: Pixel Peeper on April 8, 2016
Heh, heh! My 13-year-old self would love to have one of those shirts!
By: Val on April 8, 2016
I love it! I wish they'd left the name alone. I also wish I had gone to law school. The law fascinates me. People speak harshly about lawyers or make bad jokes about them, but when they need a lawyer, their attitudes suddenly change. Mr. Fishducky is a lawyer. Love, Janie
By: Janie Junebug on April 8, 2016
As Dean Wermer might say, "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through ASS Law, son."
By: Mr. Shife on April 8, 2016
I love it. I hadn't heard about this.
By: Brett Minor (Transformed Nonconformist) on April 9, 2016
Hilarious! Especially your suggestion at the end about keeping the ASSoL name so law students can get used to verbal abuse! Hahaha! Have a great weekend, Stephen!
By: Lexa Cain on April 9, 2016
What do you need if you find three lawyers buried up to their necks in cement? More cement!
By: Tom Sightings on April 9, 2016
LOL! Too funny!!!
By: Daniel LaFrance on April 9, 2016
By: Catalyst on April 10, 2016
Don't get me started on lawyers. My ex husband was one, as were several ex beaus. What do you call 100 lawyers who were tossed in the ocean? A good start. Yeah, terrible joke, and a few lawyers are compassionate.
By: Robyn Engel on April 10, 2016
You gave me my second laugh today, Stephen and I must thank you! I know little about Scalia or his colleagues, as my interests reside elsewhere. But the Koch Brothers annoy me.
By: MICHAEL MANNING on April 12, 2016
I'd seen that painting, I'd never noticed the fish mouth, I guess I was too busy looking at the chickens! I think that they should have kept the name, the students could debate the rationale behind naming something without checking any acronyms or double meanings! Cat
By: Cat on April 19, 2016
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